Bring some classic bar humor to your wardrobe with this witty t-shirt! Featuring the quote “Madam, If You Were My Wife, I Would Drink It,” this tee is perfect for beer enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh and a clever punchline.

Made from soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for casual wear, pub nights, or as a hilarious gift for friends who appreciate sarcasm and cold beer. 🍻
Material composition:
100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather and heathered colours: up to 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Grammar: 153 g/m²
Washing and care instructions:
 
Wash at maximum 40°C
Wash with similar colours
Use a mild detergent
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry or tumble dry at low temperature
Iron at medium temperature (up to 150°C) - do not iron over print
Do not dry clean