A cautionary tale for all parents and cocktail enthusiasts. This black t-shirt delivers a classic piece of dry wit with the unforgettable warning: "DO NOT ALLOW CHILDREN TO MIX DRINKS IT IS UNSEEMLY AND THEY USE TOO MUCH VERMOUTH." It's a humorous nod to the complexities of mixology and the high standards of a true connoisseur, with the punchline focusing on the dreaded excess of vermouth. Featuring a stylish design with white and orange typography that highlights the core message, this shirt is perfect for cocktail parties, bar hopping, or as a gift for any parent or drink mixer who knows the importance of proper proportions (and maybe needs a good laugh).
Material composition:
100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather and heathered colours: up to 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Grammar: 153 g/m²

Washing and care instructions:
Wash at maximum 40°C
Wash with similar colours
Use a mild detergent
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry or tumble dry at low temperature
Iron at medium temperature (up to 150°C) - do not iron over print
Do not dry clean